Kate Spade Wallet

🚨 EXTREMELY RARE WALLET ALERT 🚨 Behold! A Kate Spade wallet, in an elegant shade of “Royal Maroon of the Elders” (or maybe Purple-ish Burgundy Supreme—I’m not a color scientist). This fine artifact was mysteriously left in my home by a powerful enchantress named Priscilla, who has yet to return for it. Is she testing me? Is this a quest? A curse? Who’s to say? ✅ Contains a mystical assortment of Priscilla’s stuff (ID, cards, probably some gum wrappers). ✅ 100% authentic (unless Kate Spade was a medieval blacksmith, in which case I’ve been misled). ✅ Smells faintly of adventure and responsibility. 💰 WILL TRADE FOR: • 5 gallons of unfiltered, raw milk (preferably from a cow, but I’ll consider exotics—yaks, moose, etc.). • 3 emotionally stable goats (bonus if they respond to their names). • A gently used trebuchet (range of at least 100 yards, please). • A full tank of gas for my ‘02 Chevy Silverado (I’ll throw in a heartfelt handshake). • One (1) locally sourced, ethically raised, sentient wheel of cheese. First to make a trade gets this Priscilla Relic AND the honor of explaining to her why they now own her wallet. Serious inquiries only. DM me before she realizes I’ve done this.

Condition

Used (normal wear)