Arc'teryx Thorium Down Parka (Medium) $700 New

Size Type

Regular

Size

M

Style

Puffer

“A song of Ice (ice baby) & Arc’teryx” Winter is coming… The worst kind of winter… A winter that shall not be named… (trembling whisper) “California Winter” Parents in Siberia would tell frightening stories of California Winters to their children. Eskimos would— Introducin’ a premium Arc’teryx down-filled parka to help you survive the ONE day in California that dips below 50 Fahrenheit! Maker: -Arc'teryx is a leading brand in sportswear. -This company caters to outdoorsy people who, for some gawd-awful reason, enjoy taking breaks from society’s perfectly good infrastructure that which was painstakingly developed over millennia, and go on heroic adventures in frosty high altitude. (They’re essentially Cro-Magnons encased in $700 jackets.) Arc’teryx Series: Thorium -This particular version is completely SOLD OUT! Length: 45” -Wear this parka and you’re basically a walking sleeping bag. -While the Targaryens employed their unique form of dragon diplomacy to heat up geopolitical tensions, YOU only need an Arc’teryx to warm up your personal body politic. Size: -Women’s Medium (true to size, fits well) -Perfect for sizes 4, 6, 8, maybe 10 Color: -Wine or Dark Burgundy -Think Merlot, Cinderella’s stepmom, or Ron Burgundy’s suit but 2.4 shades darker Condition: 8/10 -2 years old -Worn only a handful of times -3 tiny holes located on the inner lining, not visible from the outside. See last pic. STRICTLY COSMETIC. Can be easily patched up. Unbelievably warm & ultra lightweight! -That’s what happens you stuff Huey, Dewey, and Louie in a stylish parka Hood attached! Don’t need no scarf or hat! Buy this parka, and, as Keanu Reeves is my witness, you’ll never be cold again! Pick-up in Danville. Cash/Venmo accepted. Price is firm… Unless you play for me the Game of Thrones opening score, on a string instrument, like a virtuoso boss, in a public place of my choosing (bonus points if you bring a quartet), and we’ll call it even.

Brand

Arc’teryx