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  If you’ve ever wanted to experience what it’s like buying a car from people who think a carburetor is a Starbucks drink, welcome to this dealership. The paperwork process was a masterclass in chaos. I’m convinced the sales contract was copy-pasted from a middle school permission slip. At one point, the manager asked me how to spell “odometer.” The closing took so long I started wondering if they were chiseling the VIN into stone tablets out back. As for the cars: imagine a scrapyard, but with slightly higher prices and less honesty. The test drive was like piloting a dying shopping cart with dreams of being a sedan. The brakes worked only if you believed in them hard enough. The “luxury SUV” they showed me had the interior of a frat house couch and smelled like regret. The lot itself could double as an apocalyptic movie set. Every vehicle looked like it was halfway through a witness protection program. If hubcaps are a sign of wealth, these folks are in the Great Depression. Let me apologize also for waking up the owners son who was laid out having a nap on one of the desks Not just me either I thought I’d share with others had to say…. Customer Highlights: • “My car broke down in their parking lot before I even finished signing. The salesman told me it was a ‘feature’ and charged me extra.” – Jerry, 1-star • “They lost my paperwork twice. On the plus side, I now own a car and apparently partial custody of someone’s 2004 Chrysler.” – Denise, 1-star • “The check engine light came on the second I started it. They told me not to worry, because it ‘adds character.’” – Paul, ½ star • “Pretty sure my warranty was written in crayon.” – Anonymous (for legal reasons) In short: If you’re looking for a functional vehicle, go literally anywhere else. But if you’re in the market for a long, confusing story to traumatize your grandchildren with, this is your spot.

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  If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to buy a car from people who have clearly never seen a car before, look no further. This dealership is less “used car lot” and more “group project where everyone forgot to do the homework.” First off, the paperwork process. Imagine going to the DMV, but instead of long lines and bad attitudes, you get blank stares and the sound of someone Googling “how to sell a car” in real time. I’m pretty sure my contract was drafted in Microsoft Paint. At one point, I’m fairly certain they stapled a Wendy’s receipt to the title paperwork. Very professional. As for the cars — if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of Russian roulette, but with transmissions instead of bullets, this is your place. The “gently used” sedan they tried to sell me smelled like a mix of wet dog and broken dreams, and it stalled three times during the test drive. When I asked if that was normal, the salesman assured me: “Oh yeah, they all do that.” Comforting. The lot itself is a museum of vehicles that look like they’ve lost custody of their hubcaps in a bitter divorce. One had the check engine light on, but the dealership’s “fix” was a strategically placed sticker of a smiley face over the dashboard. Genius! In summary: If you want an actual car, go literally anywhere else. But if you want a story to tell at parties about the time you accidentally visited the Fyre Festival of used car dealerships, then congratulations — you’ve found your new home. ⸻

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  Jenn and Johnny are awesome people with great customer service. The Best Buy here pay here lot with no interest. Most buy here pay charge 30 percent interest so you pay three times the car price.Thank yall for helping us with bad credit. This is a good cheaper used car worth the money.If your looking for a new car for these prices not here. If your looking for a good cheaper used car I would recommend going and seeing them.

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