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Saint Lucie Affordable Auto
Fort Pierce, FL
3.0
(Google reviews)
Verified Auto Dealer
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Fort Pierce, FL 34982, USA
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If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to buy a car from people who have clearly never seen a car before, look no further. This dealership is less “used car lot” and more “group project where everyone forgot to do the homework.” First off, the paperwork process. Imagine going to the DMV, but instead of long lines and bad attitudes, you get blank stares and the sound of someone Googling “how to sell a car” in real time. I’m pretty sure my contract was drafted in Microsoft Paint. At one point, I’m fairly certain they stapled a Wendy’s receipt to the title paperwork. Very professional. As for the cars — if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of Russian roulette, but with transmissions instead of bullets, this is your place. The “gently used” sedan they tried to sell me smelled like a mix of wet dog and broken dreams, and it stalled three times during the test drive. When I asked if that was normal, the salesman assured me: “Oh yeah, they all do that.” Comforting. The lot itself is a museum of vehicles that look like they’ve lost custody of their hubcaps in a bitter divorce. One had the check engine light on, but the dealership’s “fix” was a strategically placed sticker of a smiley face over the dashboard. Genius! In summary: If you want an actual car, go literally anywhere else. But if you want a story to tell at parties about the time you accidentally visited the Fyre Festival of used car dealerships, then congratulations — you’ve found your new home. ⸻
I overpaid $4k for a junk corroded car. They put fresh paint over rust to hide it. Its barely been 3 months and its already needed $3k dollars worth of suspension work and now the PCM/ECU HAS FAILED AND THE CAR WONT START. DO NOT GIVE THESE SCAMMERS YOUR MONEY. Ill post the receipts soon
Purchased a 2003 Explorer, back in September 2024. The vehicle died on me less than 24 hours later while in the school pick up line. It was a lemon and once i got it home from there, it was nothing but issues. It would stall out at stop signs and red lights. They dont even go thru the cars and do basic maintenance on them. Stay away thats why the cars are so cheap
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