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⏳ FOR SALE: TIME MACHINE (MANUAL EDITION) ⏳

Posted 5 days ago in Channahon, IL

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⏳ FOR SALE: TIME MACHINE (MANUAL EDITION) ⏳

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Selling this fancy glass time thingy because I flipped it over once and immediately realized I have no patience. This majestic device: 🔹 Measures time the old-school way (no batteries, electricity, or brain cells required) 🔹 Has mysterious gray sand—possibly magical, possibly from Home Depot 🔹 Looks classy enough to make people think you read books 🔹 Great for timing arguments, cooking noodles, or realizing how fast your life is slipping away. Condition: Perfect. My attention span: Not perfect. 💲 Price: You tell me, but don’t come at me with $5 like you’re buying a broken lawn chair 📍 Pickup only 🚨 Does not actually reverse aging (I checked) Message me fast before time runs out. Haha. No seriously, buy it.

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Used (normal wear)

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