Victrola Bluetooth Record Player – Never Opened, Emotionally Untouched – My regret, your gain (and possibly your rebrand)

I bought this retro-style Victrola turntable during a brief phase where I convinced myself I was “about to get into vinyl.” You know, the kind of delusional optimism usually reserved for buying dumbbells during a breakup or downloading Duolingo once. Still sealed. Never opened. Never played a single record. My Spotify account saw this box and rolled its eyes. ✅ 3-speed turntable for those of you who know what RPM means ✅ Bluetooth streaming because wires are for landlines and unresolved trauma ✅ Vinyl Stream™ lets you play records through any Bluetooth speaker—because it’s 2024 and nothing makes sense ✅ Built-in speakers so you don’t have to commit to an “audio setup” ✅ Headphone jack for solo spiraling ✅ Comes with an extra cartridge, like I was ever going to need a backup for a hobby I never started Oh—and yes, it’s shaped like a tiny suitcase. Because nothing says “I’m starting a new chapter” like buying emotionally symbolic luggage for a personality you never developed. Why am I selling? Because the only record I own is the Frozen soundtrack picture disc I got in a White Elephant gift exchange I took way too personally. 🎁 Great gift for: – The cousin who wears scarves indoors – The roommate who “curates vibes” – Anyone trying to feel something Pick up only. Box is sealed. Like my trust issues.

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