The Happiest Jumpsuit in the World (Sz M, $228 new)

HELLO HAPPY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!!! If you’re living your BEST sassy life… If you still dance to “Wake Me Up Before you Go-Go”… If you’re hosting dinner parties in which you set up an indoor picnic on your living room floor and hang string lights from the ceiling… If your jokes have caused someone to laugh their way into a hernia and now you’re in the middle of a civil case… If you’re the Morrie Schwartz in everyone’s lives… Then this PINK BANANA jumpsuit was MADE FOR YOU!!! Fabulousness incarnated. DESIGNER: Mixed by Nasrin 97% cotton! Elastic waistline for a flattering silhouette! Four pockets! SIZE: -Women’s Medium -Perfect for US sizes 4/6/8 -Length 56” -Pit to Pit 19” -Across the waist 15” -Inseam 23” CONDITION: -Excellent -Only worn a handful of times COLORS: -Black -Flamingo Pink -Mango Yellow -Terracotta Orange Just when you think life couldn’t be sweeter, a pink banana jumpsuit comes along & cranks it up to Level Twelve. Brace yourself for compliments cuz them’s about to rain down on you in biblical proportions. Pick-up in Danville. Cash/Venmo accepted. Shipping not available. Price is FIRM. -If that makes you un-happy, then this jumpsuit was not meant for you. FREE for the awesome possum who’s willing to dance to “Wake Me Up before you Go-Go” at a public place of my choosing. -Rehearsed choreography (no prosaic gyrations & lifeless finger snapping). -Bonus points if you bring back-up dancers (mystery gift included). -Boombox and cassette only.