FREE FOOSBALL TABLE – TAKE IT FROM MY OFFICE BEFORE I SNAP

There’s a foosball table in my office. It needs to be gone. Like, yesterday. It’s haunting me. Every time I walk by it, I hear tiny plastic men judging me with their dead little eyes. FREE TO A GOOD (or mediocre) HOME Still works great! All players are intact, rods spin like dreams, and it smells faintly of broken dreams and startup energy. Located at my office – Pick up ONLY. I’m not delivering it. I’m not strapping it to my car. This is your mission now. Time-sensitive: If it's not out of here soon, I might start hosting awkward team-building tournaments. No one wants that. Contact me for pick up instructions – Bring someone to help carry it. It’s not light, and Karen from accounting already said she’s "not getting involved." Help me reclaim my floor space and sanity. Take the foosball table. Be the hero this office deserves.