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Luck Duck (for rich people only)

Posted about 5 years ago in Auburn, WA

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Luck Duck (for rich people only)

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This duck had fought many battles back in its youth. Until one day, this decorated war hero decided enough was enough and took a vow of self peace, promising itself to never again commit an act of violence. Years had passed, constantly people would beg the holy duck to join them in battle. There was no wonder why, this duck was UNSTOPPABLE. With a perfect battle record of 509 to 0. But the duck would always refuse. Eventually the constant reminder of battle got to the duck. For the duck was institutionalized. However, the Holy Duck have impeccable self discipline and knew it could never break its promise to itself. So the duck found a loophole... People now pay thousand of dollars for the holy duck to bless their battles. With a blessing from The Holy Duck your chances of success are increased by an incredible 90%! Unfortunately I have an addiction to bacon and spent the ducks entire fortune on the sweet sweet pig strips! So now to be able to pay my bills... I must part ways with The Holy Duck. No Low ballers, I know what I have.

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