Dumpling Incense Burner Kit

The greatest combo in human history is NOT orange chicken and Netflix. Heck. It ain’t even David Bowie & Freddie Mercury singing “Under Pressure”. It’s Dumpling & Incense. That’s right. Introducing the world’s greatest food and the world’s greatest mosquito terminator…in ONE SWEET PACKAGE. If you have the same food-chain problem as I do in that I eat dumplings and mosquitoes eat me, then it’s time to re-claim your position as the rightful apex predator. You > dumpling > mosquito…is how it should be. Or Dumpling: One Mosquito: Zero You: Not Itchy Me: + $5 Don’t be fooled by the dumpling’s cute little anime face. This pudgy dough-boy is the Chuck Norris of mosquito combat. It might look like a miniature sumo wrestler…but it’s a ninja in disguise, dishing out Wonton Whoop-ass left and right. Pick-up. Cash/Venmo accepted.