The mannequin of your dreams

This is Herr Mann. He used to be an underwear model, but these days he is experimenting with clothing of all styles, types, and fashions, though hats are not his thing, and floor length items are somewhat problematic for reasons we need not discuss. He recently had a fight with his best mannequin mate, Lt. Yumptyscratch (not pictured), and is suffering from the unrequited love of mannequin Matilda (also not pictured). Despite having fallen on rough times recently, Herr Mann has managed to keep his abs on point. He does have a small abrasion on his right shoulder (see photo), but who among us does not? What he needs now is a new start in life -- a chance to get his head on straight, or possibly just to find a head to begin with. Mannequin with stand 44" tall Metal stand is 16" x 16" $75 No trades - my psyche can't take it