FOR SALE AS IS 800 😱

FOR SALE: $800 OBO (Don’t lowball me, she got feelings.) Bear with her. This car done been to St. Louis and back, Springfield and back, Champaign and back, Indiana and back, Wisconsin and back, and work every single day. She might not be pretty, but she’s more reliable than half the people I know. She ugly as hell—kinda like that ex you hate—but she gonna show up every time. Here’s what she’s got going on: * No A/C (she believes in building character.) * Driver’s side door handle broke (just adds a little adventure.) * Gear shift piece came off (the transmission still understands the assignment.) * Power steering went out over a year ago, and I’ve been driving her ever since. She don’t quit. * Check engine light came on after I got the starter replaced last year. She just likes attention. * ALL suspension work has been done. * New tie rods and ball joints. * Brand new caliper put on about 4 months ago. * All the windows work! * I think it’s the A/C compressor, but I’m not a mechanic—I’m just a passenger in God’s plan. I bought her like this, was too cheap to fix what didn’t stop her from moving, and she has NEVER left me stranded. She’s ugly, but she’s loyal. In this economy, that’s hard to find. If you’re looking for a cute car, keep scrolling. If you’re looking for a car that’ll get you from Point A to Point B while talking a little smack along the way, THIS IS YOUR GIRL. $800 and she’s yours. She ready to hit the road and start her next toxic relationship.