Three-Quarter Carat Pear Shaped Diamond

FOR SALE: ONE (1) WEDDING RING. SEVERAL LESSONS INCLUDED. Hi. I’m a diamond. I’ve seen things. I was once a symbol of forever. Bold claim. Turns out “forever” is more of a vibes-based agreement than a guarantee. I survived two marriages, countless promises, and at least one conversation that started with “we need to talk.” Specs, since you care now: • Approx. ¾ carat old-cut diamond • Tests high because I am, in fact, real • Vintage stone with character, history, and absolutely no tolerance for bullshit • Reset once, optimism included free of charge • Sparkles beautifully under sunlight and courtroom lighting I have been: • Loved deeply • Resentfully admired • Worn during arguments • Removed with intention I am not cursed. I am experienced. Selling because my current owner is downsizing her life, upgrading her peace, and paying attorney fees instead of funding another character arc. I am ready for my next chapter. Could be an engagement. Could be a right-hand power move. Could be sold and turned into rent money or a tattoo. No judgment. Price: $____ OBO Cash preferred. Closure priceless. Serious buyers only. If you believe in fairy tales, please bring proof of therapy.

Condition

Used (normal wear)

Material

Yellow gold

Ring Size

5-6