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Last updated about 1 year ago in Tacoma, WA
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I found this phone and am looking for its owner. If it's yours, you must identify its particular characteristics before I'll give it to you. To be absolutely clear... if it's not yours, it is not available. Do not contact me if this is not your phone. If you do contact me and it's not your phone, be advised that I am a retired NCO from the United States Army and over qualified to stuff a verbal boot up your 4th point of contact. I do not enjoy doing this, but feel it is sometimes necessary to maintain balance. Sometimes, stupidity should meet with pain. There's a natural order to it. That said, if you happen to catch me in a good mood, or when I haven't been drinking, I might just refer you to a mental health professional, because if you've gotten this far and you still wanna contact me... dude, you seriously need help. So... if the phone is yours and you recognize it, let me know so I can get it back to you. If it's not yours... run your own a$$ up a flagpole so I don't have to do it for you, and leave me the hell alone. Thanks for your time
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