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Vintage Bowl Of Onions Painting
Posted in Austin, TX
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Forest Gump’s mom made a comparison between life and a rectangular cardboard receptacle filled with candy, ain’t that sweet. MY STEPDAD DALE…..that jackal’s got a different sayin, he says “life is like a bowl of onions!!” He says a lot of things, most likely because he doesn’t get many visitors at the adult 4 seasons “summer camp” he’s been at since I was 7. He’s one of those types that says things like “well ain’t that a beehive in a glove box” without ever explaining what the heck that even means. So when he said “Life is like a bowl of onions” I just nodded my head and said “ye Dale you right.” Dale told me of a time when he was a child, his mother sat him down on the kitchen counter for 8 hours as she painted a portrait of him, she was a grocery store clerk with a curiosity for the arts. Afterwards she turned the painting around, to his astonishment, for the past 8 hours she had been painting him as a bowl of onions. And I guess at that moment Dale realized that his own life WAS in fact like a bowl of onions. Pam painted this portrait of Dale in 1965. She took the wrong backpack skydiving and now I own it. What a true story. Thanks for blessing me with your time. If you would like this “interpretive” portrait of 5 year old Dale, Let me know. For as I always say “art is the eye’s first tear, as a son is a mother’s first onion” Canvas. Signed. 1965. 15.5x19 Cash. If you’d like it shipped I can get an estimate. Thanks for looking at my posting please don't forget to check my others listings by clicking on my profile picture. 😎 *****ALSO these might be bulbs of garlic. Sooo ye just reread this post and replace onion with garlic unless you also see onions, I dunno, not gonna stay up too late on this one.
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